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I’ll be honest about this one. I’m currently pressed for time and made a right hash of it. It’s the last time I don’t ink by hand and erase the fucking pencil. Gah, what a mess.
Anyways, yesterday, for whatever reason, thirty one people came to see my little page, breaking my previous record by about four people. Hooray! One of the visits was because someone searched WordPress tags for “buttsex” and ended up at comic #3. Hence the ridiculous tags I’ve added to this one. Thank you to the thirty one visitors yesterday, or to the one person who came back thirty times.
Also, Sophie, if you’re reading this, which font is best? I couldn’t decide so I’ll let you pick from the five I used here. Cheers.
I’m unsure if there’ll be a comic on Tuesday. I have a fuckton of work to get done and it’s due in next Wednesday. Energy drinks, here I come.
The Online Portfolio of Adam Mason 
I have just shown my brother all your comics so far, and he he loves them. Wanted me to tell you that he thinks you should continue to do this professionally.
Thanks! That’s really kind. If I can get a writing job and keep this up on the side, that would be great. I’d like to be able to eventually get some kind of small income from this, just to keep it up.
HELLO MY NAME IS JACK ADAMS FRIEND AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY HE IS NOT PORTRAYING ME FAIRLY.
I DO NOT SAY THINGS LIKE THIS.
I NEVER SAID “CUM ON MY LATIN FACE”.
I HAVE A HEALTHY SEX LIFE AND HAVE HAD A GIRLFRIEND FOR NINE MONTHS NOW. I AM 33 AND LIVE IN EALING.
THAT IS ALL.
It’s true. I’m a right bastard. I’ve never even met the guy. I saw him on TV once with a fit bird and thought, “I have to poke fun at this bloke.” Jack has the ability to shoot eye lasers at dogs. His girlfriend is Dita Von Teese. Do not believe the lies.
THANK YOU ADAM FOR REVEALING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR LIES ABOUT ME.
HERE ARE SOME MORE FACTS ABUOT ME:
-I ONCE WORKED AS A CAGE FIGHTER IN NORWICH
-I OWNED 15 PET SHARKS IN TAHITI AND LOANED THEM TO A MOROCCAN MAN
-DITA IS LOVELY BUT HAS A STRANGE BIRTHMARK ON HER INNER THIGH SHAPED LIKE MICHAEL ASPEL. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS OFTEN
-I ONCE KICKED A CHILD INTO A WELL – BUT HE DESERVED IT
-I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RE-BRANDING OF OPAL FRUITS TO “STARBURST”
More facts:
-When he was seventeen, Jack wrestled a cougar in the Spanish wilderness. After four days of fighting, neither had been declared the winner. Out of respect, Jack is the friend of all cougars.
-The song “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne is a metaphor for Jack’s time in the circus.
-He was the inspiration for “Gardener’s World”. He is not proud of this.
-Ducks are eerily silent around him.
-He once stopped a speeding train by threatening it with an umbrella.
-The word “Inquisitive” comes from the latin “Jackus Wants Answerus”.