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Aaand back to the tasty black and white of bygone eras. Lovely stuff. This comic is in tribute to my buddy Charles. I feel the same way you do, man.
There really isn’t much else to say.
Next tomorrow:
A pumpkin grows in size until it covers an entire city! Meanwhile, Jack has been captured onboard the alien vessel and forced to spit in a glass until he dehydrates! With the world being covered in alien pumpkins, and the hero about to pass out from water loss, things look grim for the Earth! Find out what happens next in “Like A Train of Justice!”
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Stargate Atlantis blows goats. You’re better off.
Woah there, pickle! It does not “blow goats”. It is good. And I shall miss it!
It propa blows goats geezer – heres why:
1 The premise suffers from spin off disease in which the dynamic of the reality of the parent show is progressively thrown away via:
a. Shit uniforms
b. A poorly cast ensemble team
c. A total Jack O’Neill clone
d. Warping of the history, rules and convetions inherent to the universe in which it is set
2. The central theme of the show is never tighly defined and undergoes period changes which dont move the show on but rather reset it too default
3. The characters arent as good as in SG1
a. Lack of Jack O’Neill
b. Lack of Teal’c
c. Lack of enjoyable scientists
4. Presense of annoying foo’s
a. Scottie pretender who is iritating AND wears the scottish flag on uniform instead of Union Flag – grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
b. That idiot from SG1 who is a right anooying wally
c. Elizabeth whatzits who is just irritating
d. Supposedly hot women who cant act
Conclusion: Even Enterprise was better. Ha Lol. Lets debate that. My main evidence however is that I could stand to watch Enterprise but found Atlantis totally hellish.
Well, sir, I disagree. While John Shepard is, admittedly, very similar to O’Neill, the rest of the cast are extremely different. Tayla was a refreshing alternatve to Teal’c, until Ronin came in and blew her the fuck away. And did you see the episode where Teal’c and Ronin teamed up? Fucking quality.
Rodney McKay kicks the shit out of Carter. I’m sorry, but after ten seasons I got so fed up of her technobabble that Rodney’s arrogance was both unusual and hilarious. Zylenka is a more realistic version of Dr Lee.
And, how many seasons did Enterprise manage? Four? And Atlantis? Five. Pwned, sir.
Conclusion: YOU ARE MADE OF SHAME AND FAIL. FOR THE LOSE.
Yes but Stargate Atlantis should be wiped from the annals of history for being filmed on compressed dog shit, written and directed by a shower of retards and starring the likes of non-entities not seen since a LibDem party conference.
And personally sir, if one can address you so you reprobate, I found watching it a waste of life.
I furthermore conclude by saying that if one has not watched Babylon 5 one doesnt know SciFi from ones arsehole.
I have not seen Babylon 5.
You are entitled to your own opinion, sir.
However, it is wrong.
It is indeed not wrong for in the years in which I have striven to follow and comprehend the interesting and intriguing psychological, sociological and technological issues which all good sci-fi has intrinsically within its perview I have found that stargate atlantis to be sub-par in the extreme. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Consider it smoked. I will not stop enjoying it, you ghei.
I shall have to come to your place and educate you with 49 straight hours of babylon 5 – Sheridan is the lord of all.
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