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Happy New Year folks! Hope you had a good one. Mine was pretty good, but it’ll take me a while to figure out how to tell the story…
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Finally a problem i know something about! What you do is ignore her interest til she practically leaps on you then run… no wait hold on…or you could ignore it and then….no hold on…TELL HER YOU ARE GAY. Sorted.
That only works for you, sir!
Hey! Well if you are in fact SURE she likes you rather than sort of thinking “She sure is acting weird…” and “shes been drinking protect her from herself!” then certainly a more direct approach is recommended.
Lamp her one then spit on her neck.
That’s how I seduce all women. Have you read my book? “Ten Ways To Get Her to Spread ‘Em”. It features the afformentioned spitting and lamping combo, as well as using a different voice and – my personal favourite – telling a blind woman you are Brad Pitt.
I AM BRAD PITT TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! BRAD PITT! TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! OFF OFF OFF! — Not sure about that one.
“Brad Pitt would like to take you from behind.”
Like a charm.